News Headline: “What’s wrong with the Republicans?”
News Headline: “Are the GOP’s beliefs disintegrating?”
News Headline: “What are Republicans afraid of?”
What isn’t, what beliefs, what aren’t they.
See how easy?
NFL player concussions increased XLIV percent during the MMXIX season.
Playwright August Strindberg, who wrote, “We are already in Hell. It is the Earth itself that is Hell,” was born 171 years ago on the 22nd day of National Soup Month.
News Headline: “Trump Russia adviser escorted from White House in security probe.”
News Headline: “The great dismantling of America’s national parks is under way.”
Lest the impeachment distract from all that is still happening day in and day out.
News Headline: “Paris Hilton reveals private side in upcoming documentary.”
Has it been 4,901 days since Paris Hilton announced she was leaving public life?
Not that anyone is counting.
A bank robber in Scotland forgot to cut eye holes in the pillowcase he put over his head for a disguise, but he managed to take the pillowcase off briefly so he could see.
News Headline: “Trump: U.S. is ‘now NUMBER ONE in the Universe, by FAR!!’ ”
Good to see the impeachment trial hasn’t made him unstable.
Already that way.
News Headline: “Millennials are shifting away from cars.”
News Headline: “Millennials are having smaller weddings.”
And that’s fine.
Every generation makes its choices.
News Headline: “10 reasons millennials are opting out of booze to socialize.”
What is the matter with these people?
News Headline: “Harry and Meghan will no longer use ‘His and Her Royal Highness.’ ”
But Donald Trump will remain. . . His Imminence.
Not to mention His Graceless.
News Headline: “Trump quietly goes after disability benefits.”
But where’s the fun?
News Headline: “Lara Trump mocks Joe Biden’s stutter.”
There we are.