News Headline: “Duluth officials and community to celebrate addition of new restrooms for beach users.”
K.W., a Denver reader, says we can add causes for celebration to the list of things that aren’t what they used to be.
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News Headline: “White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders chokes back tears as child asks question about guns in schools.”
Sanders learned a lesson.
It isn’t easy to lie to a child.
Always so much easier with adults.
News Headline: “Dem congressional candidate calls Donald Trump the ‘greatest threat to democracy’ since Osama bin Laden.”
He’s a greater threat.
News Headline: “Trump’s not a liar. He’s a madman.”
There is always multi-tasking.
News Headline: “Rudy Giuliani admits ‘Spygate’ is Trump PR tactic against Robert Mueller.”
It isn’t every day a grifter informs his marks it’s a con.
News Headline: “Trump calls his own national security aide a ‘phony source.’ ”
Judges are conferring.
This may be a personal best.
News Headline: ” Mali migrant who scaled Paris building to save child offered French citizenship.”
Good thing it didn’t happen here.
As President Trump has announced:
We don’t want his kind.
News Headline: “39 percent of Americans can’t name a First Amendment right.”
News Headline: “Nearly a two-thirds of Americans can’t name all three branches of government.”
About 1 million U.S. soldiers and sailors have died in warfare to protect our democracy.
We honor them.
We mourn them.
And we owe them an apology.
News Headline: “Comey rips Trump’s attacks on FBI: ‘How will Republicans explain this to their grandchildren?’ ”
No need to worry.
From the look of it, these are Republicans who will cook and eat their grandchildren.
News Headline: “The White House lawn has developed a mysterious sinkhole that’s ‘growing larger by the day.’ ”
Or did you think we’d get through this without a Hellmouth openng?