News Headline: “Report says Trump can’t let go of Obama birth-certificate conspiracy.”
News Headline: “Pakistani news channel claims Trump was born in Pakistan.”
President Trump’s real name is Dawood Ibrahim Khan.
The two stories seemed to go together, for some reason.
News Headline: “Siberian schools plan Santa ban to fight corruption.”
Ho, Ho, Ho!
8 p.m. Monday, November 27, at Division Street and Commonwealth Avenue in Jacksonville, Fla.
News Headline: “Donald Trump doesn’t read his briefings; prefers big pictures instead.”
And Rob Bligh, a San Antonio reader, is only too happy to oblige.
He devised the picture shown here.
Think of it as your daily briefing.
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The story of Sleeping Beauty has been called into question because the prince kisses her without asking her consent.
News Headline: “Adult woman screams that mall Santa is fake, has no sleigh.”
Ho, Ho, Ho!
News Headline: “Despite Trump’s promises, coal plants keep closing.”
News Headline: “Coal-mining fatalities up as Trump cuts safety regulations.”
Note to coal miners:
Donald Trump promised to end your troubles.
He didn’t say quite how.
News Headline: “Fried food may help reduce global warming: study.”
Keep up the good work, researchers!
News Headline: “Trump supporters confuse LeVar Burton with LaVar Ball online.”
As the search continues for anything that will not confuse a Trump supporter.
Monday, November 13, on the 800 block of Sherbrook Street in Winnipeg, Manitoba.