American Apparel apologizing for its Internet posting of a photo of the Space Shuttle Challenger’s explosion as Fourth of July fireworks:
“The image was re-blogged in error by one of our international social media employees who was born after the tragedy and was unaware of the event.”
An honest mistake.
And while we’re at it, let’s stop asking so much of our young people.
Such as knowing what happened before they were born.
News Headline: “New human body part found in the knee.”
News Headline: “Sean Hannity: President Obama is the ‘Manchurian Candidate.’ ”
In other news, a new bone has been found in the human head.
News Headline: “World Cup 2014: Germany defeats Argentina 1-0 in extra time.”
M.A., a Washington D.C. reader, writes:
“I started paying more attention to the World Cup because you mentioned the players who are always rolling around on the ground in fake agony. Now what do I do now for my fake dramatics?”
The next House Benghazi hearings will start before you know it.
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News Headline: “Airport charges passengers for breathing clean air.”
Next: A $20 inflight-crash avoidance fee.
Yellowstone Park officials say there is no reason for concern just because a road there has suddenly melted.
So let’s everyone stay calm. shall we?
News Item: “. . . 2014 Primetime Emmy Awards nominations. . . Outstanding Structured Reality. . . Outstanding Unstructured Reality. . . .”
So it is important to note that random, spontaneous events can and do occur within a quantified limit, as specified by the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, if we are ever to understand “Duck Dynasty.”
News Headline: “Brazilian supporters left devastated at World Cup humiliation.”
News Headline: “Brazil in tears after drubbing.”
It’s only a game.
It isn’t as if it’s baseball.
News Headline: “Three generations enjoy NRA National Shoot competition.”
News Headline: “N.C. grandfather shoots father, grandson fires back.”
The stories seemed to go together, for some reason.
News Headline: “Obama shakes hands with man wearing horse head.”
News Headline: “Rick Perry refuses to shake Obama’s hand.”
But a meeting has been scheduled with the governor, assuring the full range of equine anatomy.
News Headline: “Sarah Palin suggests she may join a third party.”
News Headline: “Sarah Palin calls for Obama’s impeachment.”
News Headline: “Sarah Palin interested in being on ‘The View.’ ”
She’s over here!
Why aren’t people paying attention?