News Headline: “Italy to include prostitution, illegal drugs in GDP.”
Seems only fair when we’re allowed to include Halliburton.
Not to mention Bank of America.
The Sub-Bureau for Rapid Service and Predictions of Earth Orientation of the International Earth Rotation Service has announced that there will be no leap second added to civil time at midnight June 30.
News Headline: “GOP leader Eric Cantor falls to Tea Party challenger.”
Put aside the morning’s political pronouncements–the issues, the personalities, the trends.
Just know that a top incumbent corporate candidate outspent his opponent 25 to 1 and still managed to lose.
So it can be done!
Not every election in this country can be bought!
Just most of them.
News Headline: “Vegas shooters’ Facebook warnings: ‘I will willingly die for liberty.’ ”
News Headline: “How much does right-wing rhetoric contribute to right-wing terrorism?”
Just enough to get the job done, evidently.
MSNBC’s Craig Melvin in the closing exchange of a Sunday interview:
Guest: “Thanks for having me.”
Melvin: “Thank you for being had.”
B.R., a Chicago reader, regarding the huge TRUMP sign now being completed on the Trump Tower Chicago to deface the city’s downtown, writes:
“Might be nice to take those T-shirts that have arrows and ‘I’m with Stupid’ on them and have people wear them while being photographed next to the building.”
Thank you, B.R.
It could become a standard Chicago tourist photo.
And serve someone just right.
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