News Headline: “Chicago Park District expands smoking ban to parks, harbors.”
Not even outdoors.
Not even alone, away from everyone, under a tree or at a boat at its mooring.
As we hear from the Chicago chapter of the National Association of People Who Have Found a Socially Acceptable Way to Push Other People Around.
Rush Limbaugh regarding current U.S. foreign policy:
“We’ve got Lurch, John Kerry. I just learned–”
Making fun of someone’s physical characteristics is a cheap thing to do.
And someone should mention this to Uncle Fester.
News Headline: “We must never forget lessons of 9/11.”
A reminder of another day’s lessons to remember:
The day was two weeks later.
It was 9/25.
It was on that day in Los Angeles that the story was reported of a German surgeon in a Jewish hospital performing a kidney transplant from a white Muslim woman to a black Christian man.
We can do worse than remember the lessons of 9/25, also.
News Headline: “Boy attacked by mountain lion released from hospital.”
And why the hospital released a mountain lion, we may never know.
News Headline: “Road rage leads police to murder victim’s boyfriend.”
And would the lion attack even have happened if police weren’t so busy murdering a victim’s boyfriend?
We may never know.
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A Massachusetts woman whose license plates were revoked decided to avoid arrest by installing hand-drawn cardboard plates on her car, police said.
News Headline: “Amid Ebola’s spread, one rule reigns ‘Don’t touch.’ ”
News Headline: “House Republicans slash funding that would help fight Ebola.”
A note to anyone hit by Ebola in the future:
Always remember that our House Republicans work hard at what they do.
And deserve a big hug.
The richest 10 percent of Americans were the only group whose median income increased in the last three years.
Median incomes for the middle 20 percent fell 6 percent.
Median incomes for the bottom 20 percent fell 4 percent.
Touré of MNBC’s “The Cycle” regarding the video of Ray Rice striking the woman he would soon marry, a video that cable TV news is showing over and over and over and over:
“We’re not showing this to get ratings. We’re showing this because it is an important issue.”
Hard not to admire the skills of those who can keep a straight face no matter what.
News Headline: “Obama outperforms Reagan on jobs, growth and investing.”
Sad to think what might have been.
Think what he might have accomplished if he weren’t a Muslim socialist who hates America.