What was the rancher thinking?

News Headline: “Cliven Bundy wonders if blacks were ‘better off as slaves.’ ”
News Headline: “GOP scrambles to condemn rancher’s remarks on race.”
The rancher was asking for it.
Not subtle enough.

Meanwhile, in California. . . .

News Headline: “LA man dances naked on his Tesla in the middle of traffic.”
As reasonable a response as any to the news of the day.

Talking the walk

News Headline: “Donald Trump complains Obama’s walk is ‘unpresidential.’ ”
Anyone who wants to see Donald Trump walking can do so here.
Always better his walking than talking.

To bunt, or not to bunt

Globe TheatreWrigley Field


Today’s Birthdays: William Shakespeare, 450; Wrigley Field, 100.
Or as the first might have said of the second:
O wonderful, wonderful, and most wonderful wonderful, and yet again wonderful and after that, out of all whooping!

This just in. . . .

News Headline: “4th-grader tries to sell marijuana in northern Colorado.”
They grow up so fast, don’t they?

QT Grammar R Us Seminar on the English Language

News Headline: “Sox can’t work second straight miracle.”
R.B., an Omaha, Neb., reader, writes:
” I understand that the word ‘miracle’ is almost irresistible to headline writers, but perhaps it should be limited to stories about religious belief rather than stories about reality.”
You are right.
The word should be limited to such stories as the discovery of an image of Jesus on a pancake in Norco, Calif.
Not only was the discovery made on Good Friday
The pancake was shaped like Mickey Mouse.
You can’t explain that.

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The Second Amendment? Well, there are limits

Governor's MansionNews Headline: “Georgia governor signs bill allowing guns in bars, libraries and churches.”
A call was placed.
“Georgia governor’s mansion.”
Will visitors on public tours of the governor’s mansion be allowed to carry guns?
“I’ll have to check.”
A while was waited.
More calls were placed.
Still waiting.
This much is known:
The Georgia State Capitol, where the lawmakers work, will not allow the public inside with guns.
Must be an oversight.

QT trickle-on economics update

The pay of fast-food CEOs has quadrupled since 2000 while the pay of fast-food workers has declined slightly, with the CEOs now paid an average of 1,000 times what the workers are paid.

As long as we’re on the subject

60606 Cover

News Item: “. . .  he still struggles with the concept of shameless self-promotion. . . .”
QT knows how he feels.
It is struggling even now, as it points out that its new e-book novel 60606, which has been called suspenseful and  “funny as hell,” can still be purchased AT THIS HANDY LOCATION.
And that this may be your last chance to set your own price.
Or maybe not.

We’ll always have Paris

News Headline: “Does Paris Hilton already have a new boyfriend?”
News Headline: “Inside nature’s most painfully bizarre sex ritual.”
The two stories seemed to go together, for some reason.