As long as we’re on the subject

60606 Cover

News Item: “. . .  he still struggles with the concept of shameless self-promotion. . . .”
QT knows how he feels.
It is struggling even now, as it points out that its new e-book novel 60606, which has been called suspenseful and  “funny as hell,” can still be purchased AT THIS HANDY LOCATION.
And that this may be your last chance to set your own price.
Or maybe not.

We’ll always have Paris

News Headline: “Does Paris Hilton already have a new boyfriend?”
News Headline: “Inside nature’s most painfully bizarre sex ritual.”
The two stories seemed to go together, for some reason.

Tea Party cattle call

Clive Bundy

News Item: “Cliven Bundy’s fight with the Bureau of Land Management. . . . battle cry is the U.S. Constitution and liberty. . . . armed standoff ended. . . . Bundy has refused to pay grazing fees, which federal officials now say total about $1 million. . . ”
This is the trick to being a deadbeat these days:
Say you’re a libertarian.

The case for the separation of church and everything

Bible 2Almost half the people you see on the street do not accept that Earth is more than 4 billion years old.

The case for zero tolerance of modern school administrators

Seaside High School in Seaside, Ore., has named eight valedictorians.
And one salutatorian.

And to obey the Scout Law. . . .

Boy Scouts

News Headline: “Boy Scouts of America shuts down Seattle troop over gay scoutmaster.”
Lest we forget that the Boy Scouts are still Friendly, Courteous, Kind, Obedient, Cheerful, Thrifty, Brave, Clean, Reverent, Small-Minded and Intolerant.

Modern education + the criminal mind =

An Austrian man was arrested when he went to a Vienna police headquarters to find out if he was under investigation for frauds he had committed.

As the Founding Fathers intended

News Headline: “Nine dead, at least 35 wounded in Chicago weekend violence.”
Happy Easter from the National Rifle Association!

The hunt is on

Easter Eggs

News Headline: “Easter egg hunt at Seattle zoo turns violent.”
News Headline:
“Easter is a perfect time for mutant rats to thrive, experts warn.”
News Headline:
“Keep cats away from lilies, dogs away from chocolate.”
Hippity, hoppity, Easter’s on its way. . . .
Happy Easter!

Ignorant, and proud

News Headline: “Lesbian police chief fired by mayor who said: I’d rather have an alcoholic look after my child.”
The mayor shouldn’t be so worried about the child.
It seems already to have survived having a nitwit look after it.