The case for the separation of church and everything

Bible 2Almost half the people you see on the street do not accept that Earth is more than 4 billion years old.

The case for zero tolerance of modern school administrators

Seaside High School in Seaside, Ore., has named eight valedictorians.
And one salutatorian.

And to obey the Scout Law. . . .

Boy Scouts

News Headline: “Boy Scouts of America shuts down Seattle troop over gay scoutmaster.”
Lest we forget that the Boy Scouts are still Friendly, Courteous, Kind, Obedient, Cheerful, Thrifty, Brave, Clean, Reverent, Small-Minded and Intolerant.

Modern education + the criminal mind =

An Austrian man was arrested when he went to a Vienna police headquarters to find out if he was under investigation for frauds he had committed.

As the Founding Fathers intended

News Headline: “Nine dead, at least 35 wounded in Chicago weekend violence.”
Happy Easter from the National Rifle Association!

The hunt is on

Easter Eggs

News Headline: “Easter egg hunt at Seattle zoo turns violent.”
News Headline:
“Easter is a perfect time for mutant rats to thrive, experts warn.”
News Headline:
“Keep cats away from lilies, dogs away from chocolate.”
Hippity, hoppity, Easter’s on its way. . . .
Happy Easter!

Ignorant, and proud

News Headline: “Lesbian police chief fired by mayor who said: I’d rather have an alcoholic look after my child.”
The mayor shouldn’t be so worried about the child.
It seems already to have survived having a nitwit look after it.

It’s next to the station of the city clerk

News Item: “A Michigan mayor has turned down an atheist’s request to place a ‘reason station’ inside city hall which would promote ‘the use of reason’ because he claims it would disrupt an existing prayer station. . . .”
The mayor may have a point.
Nothing disrupts prayer like reason.

Situation normal, all fracked up

News Headline:Oilfields are spinning off thousands of tons of radioactive trash as the U.S. drilling boom leads to a surge in illegal dumping. . . .”
As we continue to explore the magic of the free marketplace.

News from the 1 percent

News Headline: “Yahoo’s fired COO gets $58 million severance package.”
QT renews its offer:
Put QT in charge of your corporation.
QT will run it into the ground in only six months, guaranteed.
And it will charge only $1 million.
Why are there no takers?