Nervous breakdowns in the news

News Headline: “Trump spends Saturday night tweeting clips from Fox News.”
QT Abridged Too Far Dictionary of the English Language:
tweet noun 1. a weak chirping sound, as of a small bird. 2. often the smallest and weakest of birds 3. and always so frightened behind the puffed-out chests. 4. which is not to mention the brains of birds. 5. as that would be disrespectful.

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