News Headline: “GOP silent as another woman says Trump sexually assaulted her.”
News Headline: “Republican Steve King: If not for incest and rape, ‘would there be any population left?’ ”
The Republican Party is not pro-rape.
The Republican Party is soft on rape.
News Item: “. . . some of the signs can be as long as about four Honda Accords. . . .”
News Item: “. . . a sinkhole roughly the size of six to seven washing machines. . . .”
How deep is the sinkhole?
Not quite a Honda Accord deep.
Maybe half a Honda Civic deep.
If you are still trying to visualize it.
News Headline: “More than 100,000 sign online petition to rename street outside Trump Tower after Obama.”
That would be part of Fifth Avenue in New York City.
Which is a good start.
Then there is Wabash Avenue at the Trump Tower in Chicago.
And Fashion Show Place at the Trump Tower in Las Vegas.
And. . . .
News Headline: “Trump weakens Endangered Species Act, which saved the bald eagle.”
As any good student of the species will tell you:
Donald Trump and the bald eagle are natural enemies.
Beware the ides of National Win with Civility Month.
News Headline: “Are violent video games connected to mass shootings?”
News Headline: “Can Trump’s words incite violence?”
News Headline: “Did Trump laugh when audience member at a rally suggested shooting immigrants?”
News Headline: “Where are the Republicans?”
No, yes, yes, ha.
See how easy?
There were no new reports of a man biting a dog as of Sunday, the last dog day of summer.
But a man punched a bear near Victoria, British Columbia.
The next dog days of summer will start in 324 days.
News Headline: “Jeffrey Epstein dead: Hung himself after being on suicide watch.”
Paintings are hung.
People are hanged.
News Headline: “Unsealed Jeffrey Epstein documents list new allegations against powerful men.”
But some people may be hung out to dry.
Which is acceptable.
News Headline: “President Trump has made 12,019 false or misleading claims
over 928 days.”
Note to remaining Trump supporters:
Fool you once, shame on him.
Fool you 12,019 times. . . .
News Headline: “Trump retweets far-right commentator who called migrants ‘cockroaches.’ ”
News Headline: “Trump retweets baseless conspiracies about Epstein death.”
News Headline: “Toilet explosions: More common than you might think.”
The stories seemed to go together, for some reason.