Back to the future


News Headline:
“Wary of hackers, states upgrade voting systems.”
The sure way to defend against hackers?
Paper ballots.
But that technology seems years away.

Day 266, America held hostage


News Headline: “Trump ending subsidies that help low-income Americans purchase health insurance.”
Finally, a way to deal with the problem of the poor.
Kill them.

QT Latest Carjacker Who Didn’t Know How to Work a Stick Shift Worldwide Pinpoint Locator


8 p.m. Friday, October 6, on the 2100 block of West 25th Street in Cleveland.

QT is back!
For what it’s worth!

So you ask:
Why was QT absent for a couple of months?
Long story short:
A touch of bone infection. Then the doctors had to cut off a leg.
And now you ask:
How is QT doing?
QT can’t kick.
And back to work. . . .
News Headline: “Trump advisers think he’s losing his mind.”
News Headline: “Fear North Korea will nuke Yellowstone supervolcano.”
Good to be back.

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The shining locker-room upon a hill


News Headline: “Senate contenders woo Trump supporters in Alabama.”
This may not be suitable for younger or more sensitive viewers.

In other news. . . .

News Headline: “100-year-old fruitcake found in Antarctica is ‘almost’ edible.”
Has there ever been a fruitcake that wasn’t almost edible?

Donald Trump’s movements in the news


News Headline:
“Trump under sharp attack for failure to denounce white supremacists.”
News Headline: “A day later, White House says Trump meant to condemn white supremacists.”
President Trump should be more careful.
Almost ruined the con.

QT Man-Bites-Dog Worldwide Pinpoint Locator


+ 6:30 p.m. Sunday, July 16, along 132nd Street near 40th Avenue in Surrey, British Columbia.
+ 4:21 p.m. Friday, August 4, on the Line 2 subway entering St. George Station in Toronto.
These were the two cases reported of a man biting a dog during this summer’s dog days.
And just what is going on in Canada?
Today is the final dog day of summer.

From Poor QT’s Almanack

Beware the ides of National Win with Civility Month.

QT Grammar R Us Seminar on the English Language


News Item: “. . . .The side effects may include loss of hair, a weekend immune
system. . . .”
. . . and another reason to look forward to Fridays.
And can it be time for a reminder that it isn’t “tow the line,” but “toe the line”?
And it isn’t “tough road to hoe,” but “tough row to hoe”?
And that we don’t “hone in” on a target, but “home in” on it?
And. . . and. . . .