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Modern education + the criminal mind =

A man in Thibodaux, La., called 911 to ask if there were any warrants out against him and was told there were no warrants but he was now charged with unlawful use of an emergency phone system.

None dare call it treeson


News Headline:
“Trump’s prepared statement had ‘no colusion’ scrawled on the side.”
Kids, go get grandpa and ask him what it was like when presidents could spell the crimes they committed.

We have seen the present, and it does not work


The Welsh town of Chepstow has celebrated declaring itself plastic-free by hanging a large plastic banner at a town entrance.

Day 495, America held hostage


News Headline: “Trump’s not a liar. He’s a madman.”
A reminder:
There is always multi-tasking.

From the QT police blotter


News Headline:
“A man is in jail after assaulting another man with a watermelon.”
It happened in a seedy part of town.
QT will stop now.

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In other news. . . .


News Headline: ” ‘Roseanne’ reboot holds a mirror to America.”
There are bookshelves with books in Roseanne’s TV living room.
Must be a mirror to somewhere else.

Day 433, America held hostage


News Headline: “Why is Trump so quiet?”
One explanation:
He has finally said everything that could possibly be said about anything.
At least twice.

From the QT Archive of Knowledge

+ There were 10,329 vegans in Slovenia in 2008.
+ Iran is four times the size of Iraq.

From the QT Archive of Knowledge

+ Dr. Seuss intended his name to rhyme with “choice.”
+ James Madison’s last words were: “I always talk better lying down.”

From the QT Archive of Knowledge

+ Male honeybees explode after mating.
+ Rush Limbaugh’s bathroom has a bidet.