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QT Valentine’s Day 2018 update

News Headline: “Porn star ‘Stormy Daniels’ believes she is now free to talk.”
Note to news editors:
It is not news that Donald Trump may have had an affair with a porn star shortly after Melania Trump gave birth to baby son Barron.
It would be news if he didn’t.

Tender moments

Men are expected  to spend a third more than women spend this year on Valentine’s Day–an average of $63 compared to $46, a survey found.
QT renews its Valentine advice for men wooing women:
When the gifts have been exchanged, the man should lean gently forward.
He should look into the woman’s eyes.
Then he should whisper:
“You owe me $17.”
She’ll laugh.
She really will.

QT Yellowstone Caldera (the eruptions of which can be violent enough to send a layer of ash six feet deep as far away as Chicago and which erupts every 600,000 or so years and last erupted 640,000 years ago) update

The U.S. Geological Survey has done a special study of Yellowstone’s Norris Geyser Basin, where the ground had been rising for two years and then “abrupty switched to subsidence” in December before starting to rise again.
The deformations are now described as a “hiccup.”
No word on when to expect a sneeze.

. . . born every minute

News Headline: “3 Trump properties posted 144 openings for seasonal jobs. Only one went to a US worker.”
Question for Trump voters:
Are you starting to catch on?
Even a little?

From Poor QT’s Almanack

Beware the ides of National Bake for Family Fun Month.

Day 389, America held hostage

News Headline: “Trump renews bid to eliminate library funding.”
Because of course he does.

Frontiers of science

News Item: “. . .  but small telescopes can detect what is called the Dumbbell Nebula. . . .”
. . . for those who didn’t know the Trump administration offers a space program, too.

QT XXIII Olympic Winter Games updVIII

News Headline: “Olympic Village stocked with 110,000 condoms.”
Which would seem to suggest a new Olympic event.

GovernMania MMXVIII

News Headline: “Congress stumbles toward second shutdown.”
News Headline: “Congress lurches toward midnight shutdown.”
News Headline: “Congress hurtles toward shutdown.”
Getting there is half the fun.

QT Grammar R Us Seminar on the English Language

News Item: “. . . to exercise their demons. . . .”
News Item: “. . . exercising their demons. . . .”
A reminder that there are some health clubs you will want to avoid.
And Jerry Wiecek, a Chicago reader, asks:
When did store clerks become “guest experience specialists,” and when can we have store clerks back?
And when did good ideas become “strategic initiatives,” and when can we have good ideas back?
And. . . .