News Headline: “Syrian Kurds pelt retreating U.S. troops with rotten fruit.”
News Headline: “U.S. may now keep some troops in Syria to guard oil fields.”
Say this for Donald Trump:
He may think nothing of betraying allies.
But he is loyal to oil fields.
News Headline: “Congress heading for battle royale over border wall.”
K.R., a Baltimore reader, wonders if it is time for a battle royal over the needless substitution of “battle royale” for “battle royal.”
Not to mention “madame” for “madam.”
And K.W., a Denver reader, wants to know when did swimming pools become aquatic centers, and when can we have swimming pools back?
And when did results become outcomes, and when can we have results back?
And . . . .
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News Headline: “CliffsNotes for impeaching Trump.”
News Headline: “Trump keeps botching how Congress and the Constitution work.”
So CliffsNotes may not be enough.
Maybe Civics for Dummies. . . .
News Headline: “No matter what facts come to light, Trump supporters will not be deterred.”
News Headline: “Excessive brain activity linked to a shorter life.”
So at least they have longevity going for them.
News Headline: “How to find the best autumn colors across the United States.”
This is the Intelligent Designer.
News Headline: “Paris zoo unveils slime mold with 720 sexes that looks like a fungus but acts like an animal.”
This is the Intelligent Designer on drugs.
News Headline: “The real reason for Trump’s meltdowns.”
When you see the word “meltdown” in news about Donald Trump, substitute “breakdown.”
It gives a better sense of the story.
News Headline: “Lion unleashed on Pakistani man for demanding wages.”
As the White House Council of Economic Advisers scribbles furious notes.
Martha Stewart wants you to know:
If you plan to carve a Halloween pumpkin, you will need a utility knife, a scraper, a scoop, a sabre saw, a keyhole saw, a linoleum cutter, a hole cutter, a chisel and a gouge.
And a power drill.
News Headline: “Donald Trump has gone to war against California.”
Rest easy, California.
Trump will retreat.
Just find a way to make it worth his while.
In other news, a shame for the Kurds they didn’t have more cash on hand. . . .
News Headline: “Why is the Milky Way galaxy getting gassier?”
News Headline: “Congress returns to the Hill.”
Asked and answered.