News Headline: “This is the week for eggcitement.”
News Headline: “Eggsactly what to eat for Easter.”
News Headline: “Eggcellent weather for Easter hunt.”
Stop it now.
And. . . well. . . Happy Easter!
News Headline: “Trump administration won’t release White House visitor logs.”
It might seem to some as if President Trump is hiding something.
But not really.
Most of what he’s hiding is in his tax returns.
News Headline: “How United turned the Friendly Skies into a flying hellscape.”
News Headline: “ ‘Calculated misery’: how airlines profit from your miserable flying experience.”
Can it be 39 years since we deregulated airlines in favor of the magic of the free marketplace?
And is everyone having fun so far?
News Headline: “Were Trump voters tricked by Satan?”
Finally, a reasonable explanation.
News Headline: “Donald Trump just keeps saying things that aren’t true.“
“It’s my nature,” said the scorpion to the frog.
Beware the ides of National Car Care Month.
News Headline: “ ‘It’s not too late’ to get rid of FBI Director James Comey, Trump says.”
. . . as the feds slowly close in.
News Headline: “Drinking wine a form of exercise, study says.”
Keep up the good work, researchers!