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QT man-bites dog worldwide pinpoint locator

As of the 36th dog day of summer, there have been no further reports of a man biting a dog.
But a woman bit a police officer in College Station, Texas.
There are four dog days to go.

Widespread looting in the news

News Headline: “Trump cabinet member Wilbur Ross accused of stealing $120 million, according to associates.”
The man is clearly unfit for the Trump administration.
A Trump cabinet member should be stealing more than $120 million.

Breaking news. . . .

News Headline: “Steven Seagal made special U.S.-Russia envoy.”
News Headline: “Steven Seagal, diplomat?”
Give him a chance.
But we know this much:
He’s no Dennis Rodman.

A republic, if you can keep it

Four out of 10 people you see on the street can’t name a single right guaranteed by the First Amendment.

QT Latest Carjacker Who Didn’t Know How to Work a
Stick Shift Worldwide Pinpoint Locator

7:20 p.m. Wednesday, August 1, at 2201 21st St. in Nashville, Tenn.

QT loud guy at the end of the bar update

News Headline: “Trump is lying more, and he’s doing it on purpose.”
Wait. Does this mean he’s thinking strategically?
Credit where credit is due:
He may not be as dumb as he looks.
Well. Not quite.

Day 559, America held hostage

News Headline
“Prosecutors press financial fraud case against Trump ex-aide Paul Manafort.”
Who deserves every guarantee of due process–and to be presumed innocent until proved guilty in a proper public trial.
News Headline: “Do we remember that Manafort picked Pence?”
Lock him up.

From the QT Archive of Knowledge

+ Three percent of Oktoberfests are in August.
+ A Canadian invented the baseball glove.

The Party of Lincoln 2.0 in the news

News Headline
 “GOP lawmaker blasts immigrants for making U.S. less white.”
News Headline: “GOP lawmaker questions why we force kids to attend school.”
News Headline: “GOP lawmakers want to make gun silencers cheaper, easier to buy.”
News Headline: “Illinois Nazi wins GOP primary.”
News Headline: “Nevada pimp wins GOP primary.”
And good to see the GOP has new talent coming up.

Lest we forget that the Dark Ages were a faith-based initiative

News Headline: “What happens when pro-Trump Christians weaponize the Bible.”
It starts with selective quoting from Isaiah, Ezekiel, Revelation. . . .
But they still haven’t arrived at  Proverbs:

These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
A heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

Or Ecclesiastes:

Woe to thee, O land, when thy king is a child. . . .