Rush Limbaugh regarding the message of Thanksgiving:
“The true story of Thanksgiving is how socialism failed. With all the–”
Oh, be quiet.
And the annual reminder:
+ The thing above the turkey’s beak is the snood.
+ The thing below the beak is the wattle.
Walmart will again keep its stores open on Thanksgiving this year.
And it will again cut off all holiday pay for its workers.
Meanwhile, the Walton family, billionaire founders of Walmart, has doubled its worth more than six times in the last 30 years.
Four days remain until National Stress-Free Family Holidays Month.
News Headline: “Tucker Carlson says he’s rooting for Russia, adds 45 minutes later he
You are so amusink!
News Item: “. . . was found strangled to death. . . .”
Except it is impossible to be strangled without death occurring.
Same goes for “electrocuted.”
And F.T., a Seattle reader, wants you to know she finds it nerve-racking whenever she reads about anything that is “nerve-wracking.”
And. . . .
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News Headline: “Lindsey Graham says White House told him to ‘please’ block genocide resolution.”
Politeness matters always.
Please help ignore genocide.
Please side with dictators against human rights.
And thanks for joining all the criminal cover-ups!
News Headline: “Mr. Rogers and the dark abyss of the adult soul.”
Or did we miss that episode?
News Headline: “Are natural disasters a sign of God’s judgment?”
News Headline: “Trump is the ‘chosen one’ sent by God.”
Finally starting to make some sense. . . .
News Headline: “Mission shines light on hunger, homelessness, ahead of Thanksgiving,”
News Headline: “How to donate to a food bank.”
There is still a little time.
News Headline: “U.S. takes ‘Richest Nation on Earth’ crown.”
And shame, shame on us.
News Headline: “Is Trump mentally unstable?”
News Headline: “Is Trump a Russian asset?”
News Headline: “Yes, Trump is a crook.”
And versatile, too.