Category Archives: Qt

In theory. . . .


Meanwhile, back on potentially habitable Earth. . . .

In other news. . . .


News Headline: “Trump brands Asia trip a $300 billion success.”
News Headline: “Tiny bugs are having sex on your face right now.”
It’s been that kind of year.

QT Planetary Defense Coordination Office


Asteroid
2017 VL2 was discovered today, five days after passing between Earth and the moon.
But rest assured:
It was only the 47th time this year that an asteroid has been discovered while passing between Earth and the moon.

Christmas in November


News Headline:  “Study says Christmas music too early may be harmful.”
Ho, Ho, Ho!

Unindicted co-conspirators in the news


News Headline: “Jared Kushner might not be telling the truth about Russia, Republican senator says.”
Heavens to Betsy, what a dreadful thing to think.

QT trickle-on economics update


News Headline: “Trump’s commerce secretary owns stake in Russian companies while he oversees potential sanctions.”
The system works.

‘When you’re a star. . . you can do anything.’


News Headline:
“Senate candidate Roy Moore and actor Louis C.K. accused of sexual misconduct.”
Louis C.K. has already started to apologize
Roy Moore still hasn’t admitted to being presidential.

Breaking news. . . .



News Headline:
“Pregnant woman’s ultrasound looks like Jesus.”
News Headline: “Dog’s ear cyst looks like Donald Trump.”
We take our miracles where we can find them.

The Art of the Schlemiel


News Headline:
“Carrier plant Trump ‘saved’ is laying off 200 more workers over the holidays.”
Not to worry.
There are still plenty of jobs for them in  coal mines that don’t exist.

A republic, if you can keep it


News Headline: “Election wasn’t a Democratic wave–it was a tsunami.”
Voter turnout in Virginia was lower than 50 percent.
Voter turnout in New Jersey was lower than 40 percent.
Add both waves and tsunamis to the list of things that aren’t what they used to be.