Early Monday morning, April 17, in a house on the 1000 block of Coronado Drive in Rockledge, Fla.
The dog is OK.
Seventy-four days remain until the dog days of summer.
The University of California, Berkeley, announced it had canceled an appearance by right-wing speaker Ann Coulter because it was unable to find a “safe and suitable venue” on campus for. . . for. . . free speech.
News Headline: “Trump wants gold-plated carriage ride with Queen during
U.K. visit: report.”
Let’s try to avoid another tantrum.
Give him some chocolate cake.
That might quiet him.
News Headline: “Scientists discover massive sulfur-eating hell clams in Philippines.”
. . . as the Intelligent designer walks slowly away, whistling to himself.
News Headline: “Wig-wearing robbers hit St. Lucie West jewelry store.”
Police are combing the area.
News Headline: “Fruit-bin thefts investigated.”
Police are seeking persimmons of interest.
News Headline: “Suspected underwear thief is caught by police.”
A court hearing was delayed pending a submission of briefs.
News Headline: “Vandals rip out stadium toilet pipes.”
Investigators say thay have nothing to go on.
QT will stop now.
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News Headline: “Majority in U.S. no longer thinks Trump keeps his promises.”
You can’t put anything past us Americans.