News Headline: “Trump drops more than 200 spots on Forbes billionaire list.”
Failing Trump falls to $3.5 billion.
Claims “in excess” of $10 billion.
News Item: “. . . were never in eminent danger. . . .”
News Item: “. . . that no eminent danger existed. . . .”
There are times when only the most distinguished of dangers will do.
And is it time for QT’s quinquennial reminder that it isn’t “sacreligious,” but “sacrilegious”?
WRITE TO QT: firstname.lastname@example.org
Asteroid 2017 FS was discovered Sunday as it passed between Earth and the moon.
In other news, President Trump’s new budget would cut funding for NASA’s Asteroid Redirect Mission.
The mission was designed, in part, to “demonstrate planetary defense techniques to deflect dangerous asteroids and protect Earth if needed in the future.”
But the existence of asteroids is fake science.
It’s only one of those theories.
The president heard it somewhere.
News Headline: “Trump supporters call for Hawaii boycott.”
As other states wonder how to get in on this, too.
Early Thursday afternoon, March 16, in the hardware aisle of the Costco in Puyallup, Wash.
News Headline: “Naked man on all fours seen near Tottenham Court Road station.”
As reasonable a response as any to the news of the day.