News Headline: “Majority of Americans oppose Trump border wall, Obamacare repeal.”
News Headline: “Americans oppose Trump’s wall, easing regulations.”
News Headline: “Majority of Americans say Congress should probe contact between Trump, Russia.”
Bad enough when the press is an enemy of the American people.
Now the American people are an enemy of the American people.
News Headline: “Trump supporters tricked into waving Russian flags at CPAC.”
Still being tricked!
Aren’t they adorable?
QT EXCLUSIVE: A new presidential portrait of Donald Trump by the artist Pricasso, who is famous for painting with his penis, which seems about right these days
You may recall that QT some months ago commissioned a painting of Donald Trump.
It was painted by Tim Patch, better known as Pricasso, the Australian artist known for painting with his penis.
QT can announce there is a new one.
It is for Trump supporters who may have thought he was a good idea in the abstract.
Or as Pricasso told QT:
“I think it will all end in tears, so I immediately thought of Pablo Picasso’s Weeping Woman. I visualized Trump crying–although it’s something I don’t think he does that much.”
A fine and intriguing work of art.
And the medium remains the message.
News Headline: “Republicans at risk in 2018 steering clear of town halls.”
News Headline: “Vulnerable Dems lie low as town hall angst rages.”
Our politicians are wondering:
What is the matter with our democracy?
Where did all these people come from?
Asteroid 2017 DR34 was discovered today and will pass tomorrow between Earth and the moon.
It is not to be confused with Asteroid 2017 DG16, which was discovered yesterday just before passing between Earth and the moon.
Scientists assure us that there are no other asteroids in the vicinity.
But it can all be very confusing.
News Headline: “Steve Bannon: Trump is ‘maniacally focused’ on executing promises.”
A bit of an exaggeration.
Interpreter Chikako Tsuruta on the difficulty of translating President Trump’s statements into Japanese:
“I often joke that if we translated his words as they are, we would end up making ourselves sound stupid.”
Note to Chikako Tsuruta:
No one’s laughing.
News Headline: “It’s settled! Creator tells us how to pronounce ‘GIF. ‘ ”
Steve Wilhite. the inventor of the Graphics Interchange Format, wants you to know that “GIF” is pronounced “JIF.”
And is it almost time for QT’s annual reminder that the first syllable of “gigabyte” is pronounced JIG?
This is according to the U.S. Bureau of Standards.
And as sources jo, that’s as jood as it jets.
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