Sunspot counts for the past eight days: 0, 11, 11, 0, 0, 11, 0, 0.
The trend is apparent.
News Headline: “Ryan Seacrest gets trapped in an elevator.”
News Headline: “Sarah Jessica Parker gets trapped in an elevator.”
A reminder that these things happen in threes.
. . . if it is a slow enough news week.
News Headline: “Trump voters explain themselves.”
Note to Trump voters:
Don’t even try.
You’ll only embarrass yourselves further.
QT Yellowstone Caldera (the eruptions of which can be violent enough to send a layer of ash six feet deep as far away as Chicago and which erupts every 600,000 or so years and last erupted 640,000 years ago) update
With Donald Trump’s presidential inauguration 15 days away, Yellowstone remains quiet, with no warning signs of a catastrophic eruption.
So there is no hope.
+ All Christmas decorations should be taken down after the Twelve Days of Christmas.
+ Twelfth Day is January 5.
+ And the decorations should not go up again until the day after next Thanksgiving.
+ Which is 324 days from now.
+ Ho, Ho, Ho!
News Headline: “Trump appears alongside felon with mobster ties at
New Year’s Eve party.”
The felon with mobster ties seems to have fallen in with a bad crowd.
News Headline: “Donald Trump has his first presidential portrait.”
But no artist yet has surpassed Pricasso.
It was some months ago that QT commissioned a painting of Trump by Tim Patch, better known as Pricasso, the Australian artist known for painting with his penis.
The painting is displayed again here.
Or as Pricasso wrote to QT after completing the work:
“It was difficult in the hotel room. Now I have to wash the carpet a bit.”
The medium is the message.
And who knows?
We may want Pricasso to touch it up now and again.
A reminder to eat black-eyed peas on New Year’s Day.
Brings good luck.
Happy (QT offers this statement without representation or warranty as to the effects or repercussions thereof upon any and all persons who might elect to celebrate the holiday as represented therein and with the understanding that any persons taking such actions without such representation or warranty do so with the express understanding that they have agreed to indemnify and hold QT harmless from the effects thereof) New Year!
News Headline: “As a rough year ends, we turn to the cosmos for some perspective.”
The perspecitive is that human history–all its art and science and philosophy, all its hopes and dreams and glories–amounts to a trillionth of a billionth of a second of next to nothing.
Feel better now.
And Happy New Year!