News Headline: “Drinking wine a form of exercise, study says.”
Keep up the good work, researchers!
News Headline: “Goldman Sachs concludes Obamacare added 500k jobs.”
News Headline: “Trump’s EPA lifts ban on pesticide linked to nervous-system damage in children.”
News Headline: “Trump lifts ban on hunting hibernating bears.”
The newly great America is starting to take shape.
We poison children.
We shoot sleeping animals.
News Headline: “People think Trump’s airstrikes in Syria are a distraction tactic.”
Heavens to Betsy, what a dreadful thing to think.
News Headline: “Three questions Trump must answer after his Syria strike.”
1. What is he hiding in his tax returns?
2. What is he hiding in his tax returns?
3. What is he hiding in his tax returns?
Lest we be distracted.
News Headlinne: “An atmosphere has been detected around an Earth-like exoplanet for the first time.”
Gliese 1132b is 39 light years away.
It will be a long time before humanity might reach it.
But fair warning to the planet.
News Headline: “It is now illegal in Ohio for humans to have sex with animals.”
News Headline: “Bill would criminalize sex with animals in Nevada.”
News Headline: “Texas bill would make it illegal to have sex with an animal.”
Just trying to make America great again.
News Headline: “ ‘The dead, wherever you looked’–inside Syria town after gas attack.”
News Headline: “ISIS kills dozens execution-style in Syria.”
News Headline: “Pentagon ‘presenting options’ for action in Syria.”
For those keeping track of the dawning of the Age of Aquarius.