News Headline: “Trump heads back to Europe for Bastille Day.”
The Bastille is long gone.
Another missed chance to lock him up.
As of the ninth dog day of summer, there have been no reports of a man biting a dog.
But a woman bit another woman at the Peter Luger Steakhouse in New York City.
There are 31 dog days to go.
News Headline: “Is Mike Pence betting it will all come crashing down on Trump?”
Yond VP has a lean and hungry look. . . .
Investigations, thou art afoot, take thou what course thou wilt. . . .
News Headline: “Delta flight attendent smashes wine bottle over disruptive passenger’s head.”
So you can try base jumping.
Or free solo climbing.
Or cave diving.
Or you can just fly commercial.
Former National Intelligence Director James Clapper telling MSNBC that he called President Trump after Trump compared U.S. intelligence agencies to Nazis:
“I tried to appeal to his higher values.”
Which makes this Today’s Chuckle.
News Headline: “EPA to cut programs that keep children safe from lead.”
News Headline: “Trump’s EPA chief lifts ban on pesticide that poisons children.”
News Headline: “Medicaid cuts would jeapordize children’s access to quality health care.”
News Headline: “My 7-year-old asked me if the president was going to hurt him.”
Three days remain until the 656th Turkish Oil-Wrestling Festival in Edirne.
Edirne is five miles west of Unrulu.
News Headline: “Trump and Comey talked Russian ‘hookers’ and ‘golden shower’ scandal.”
News Headline: “Report: Trump couldn’t find a hotel room in Hamburg.”
Don’t blame the hotels.
Mattresses are expensive.