News Headline: “Tesla’s Elon Musk and Disney’s Robert Iger quit Trump advisory councils, citing climate change.”
News Headline: “These CEOs remain on Trump’s advisory councils if you wish to boycott their companies.”
But why should anyone want to boycott Wal-Mart, JPMorgan Chase, General Motors, General Electric and IBM, among others?
And don’t forget Pepsi?
News Headline: “China solar-powered drone changes the way nations spy.”
Not to worry.
President Trump has plans for a coal-powered drone.
News Headline: “Trump thinks exiting the Paris agreement will keep the world from laughing at us.”
News Headline: “China activates world’s largest floating solar plant.”
News Headline: “India adds record wind-power capacity.”
President Trump is right.
The world is too busy leaving us behind to laugh at us.
Dave Carr, an Owen Sound, Ontario, reader, writes:
“A Toronto street was closed for a time when glass fell from the Trump Tower. Can you make anything of that?”
This is a tough one.
But QT will give it a try.
Now let’s see.
Donald Trump. . . crumbling facade. . . Donald Trump. . . crumbling facade. . . .
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Jean-Claude Juncker, president of the European Commission, on efforts at the recent summit to discuss the Paris climate accord with President Trump:
“We tried to explain this in clear, simple sentences to Mr, Trump in Taormina. But it would appear that he didn’t understand.”
Now the world knows:
Simple sentences aren’t enough.
News Headline: “Trump tweet goes viral as social media rush to define ‘covfefe.’ ”
We can settle this now.
It is not well known that “covfefe” is Slovenian for “tax return.”
Which brings back the question:
What is Donald Trump hiding in his covfefe?
+ Timber Creek High School in Orlando, Fla., has named 30 valedictorians.
+ Central Magnet High School in Murfreesboro, Tenn., has named 48 valedictorians.
+ Stillwater High School in Stillwater, Okla., has named 68 valedictorians.
We can stop now.
The commencements are concluding.
Happy graduation, valedictorians!
And to the scattering of high school seniors who aren’t!
News Headline: “Trump supporters grow antsy over unkept campaign promises.”
Just their way of showing they’re tired of all the winning.
An anonymous blackmailer in Dettingen, Germany, sent his personal bank account number to expedite payment, police said.