Category Archives: Qt

QT Yellowstone Caldera (the eruptions of which can be violent enough to send a layer of ash six feet deep as far away as Chicago and which erupts every 600,000 or so years and last erupted 640,000 years ago) update

There were 48 earthquakes reported at Yellowstone in February, down from 53 in January, as we continue the search for anything in this country that isn’t in worse shape than it was a month ago.

QT trickle-on economics update

A study by the Institute on Taxation and Economic Policy has found that illegal immigrants pay a higher share of income in taxes than the wealthiest 1 percent of Americans.

QT Latest Carjacker Who Didn’t Know How to Work a Stick Shift Worldwide Pinpoint Locator

10:30 p.m. Tuesday, February 21, on
145th Street between Cleminshaw Road and St. James Avenue in Cleveland.

QT Planetary Defense Coordination Office

After three asteroids in three days discovered as they passed between Earth and the moon, there was nothing at all for the next three days, which was something of a relief.

Asteroid 2017 EA was discovered today.
It is passing today closer than the orbits of some Global Positioning System satellites.
The Intelligent Designer is known for a wry sense of humor.

Qt loud guy at the end of the bar update

News Headline: “All signs point to a Trump return to Florida this weekend.”
The speech on Capitol Hill was 198 tweets long.
He needs rest.

The shining locker-room upon a hill

News Headline: “Low expectations turn a middling Trump speech into masterpiece.”
Not a single woman was groped.
Talk about presidential..

Greetings and facilitations from the National Rifle Association

News Headline: “Trump signs bill allowing mentally ill to buy guns.”
News Headline: “Republican lawmakers hope to ease restrictions on gun silencers.”
As long we plan more massacres, we should keep the racket down.

GovernMania MMXVII

News Headline: “President Trump addresses joint session of Congress.”
And the turnout was exactly what he knew it would be.
He saw many, many thousands of senators and representatives.

Unindicted co-conspirators in the news

News Item: “Priebus: Russia reports are ‘grossly overstated and inaccurate.’ ”
News Item: “Spicer on Trump and Russia: ‘What do you need to further investigate?’ ”
As is often the case:
The shady doth protest too much.

Pushing the envelope

News Headline:
“7 memorable moments from the 2017 Oscars.”
News Headline: “5 memorable moments from the 2017 Oscars.”
Forgot two already.