News Headline: “Austrian man is ordered to remove Santa beard under burqa ban.”
Ho, Ho, Ho!
News Headline: “Donald Trump tax triumph delayed by blunders in Congress.”
Nobody knew looting the Treasury could be so complicated.
News Headline: “Man sees Nativity scene inside his Kielbasa Wellington.”
Ho, Ho, Ho!!
Today’s Birthdays: Fritz Reiner, 129; “The Music Man,” 60.
University College London has apologized for a tweet about hoping for snow.
The tweet included the prhase “dreaming of a white campus.”
The apology came after outraged students said the reference to snow, which is white, was an insult to those aware of the “history of the oppression of the PoC [People of Color].”
News Headline: “Twitter’s new rules will ban accounts from using ‘hateful material.’ ”
The new rules have been in effect for a day.
Why does Donald Trump still have an account?
News Headline: “Police arrest ‘criminal Santa’ stuck inside chimney.”
Ho, Ho, Ho!
News Headline: “President Trump is losing the support of Fox viewers.”
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria. . . .
News Headline: “Man digs hole in garden and refuses to get out.”
As reasonable a response as any to the news of the day.
News Headline: “Trump to CDC: These 7 words are now forbidden.”
The word and phrases reportedly banned byt the Centers for Disease Control are: ‘vulnerable,’ ‘entitlement,’ ‘diversity,’ ‘transgender,’ ‘fetus,’ ‘evidence-based’ and ‘science-based.’ ”
Kids, go get grandpa.
Ask him what it was like when 1984 was a warning, not an instruction manual.