Category Archives: Qt

QT Grammar R Us Seminar on the English Language


News Item:
“. . . has reached crisis proportions. . . .”
News Item: “. . . has reached epidemic proportions. . . .”
News Item: “. . . a crisis of epidemic proportions. . . .”
News Item: “. . . an epidemic of crisis proportions. . . .”
This may take a while to sort out.
And can it be time for QT’s quadrennial reminder that it isn’t “chip off the old block,” but “chip of the old block”?
Evidently.

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The Party of Lincoln 2.0 in the news


News Headline: “Republicans are shocked! shocked!–to find racists in their party.”
News Headline: “Steve King fundraising off controversy surrounding white supremacy comments.”
Sheets happen.

This just in. . . .


News Headline:
New insights into what the Neolithic people ate in southeastern Europe.”
Some of them swore by the paleo diet.

Russian assets in the news

News Headline: “Take the Trump-Russia quiz.”
OK.
Pencils up.
1. What did he know?
2. And when did he know it?
Pencils down.

Frontiers of science


News Headline: “Woman can’t hear men when they talk because of rare medical condition.”
That’s her story, and she’s sticking to it.”

Second Amendment solutions in the news


News Headline: “A look back at the deadliest mass shootings in 2018.”
News Headline: “Virginia mother charged after 1 child shoots another.”
Can it be only two days until National Gun Appreciation Day?

Civilization as we know it in the news


News Headline: “Trump’s probably not going anywhere. Get over it.”
News Headline: Magma under Yellowstone supervolcano ‘rising.’ ”
Finally, a solution.

 

While we gaze at tweets


News Headline: “Antarctic ice melting 6 times faster than in the ’80s.”
For those interested in the most important news story this week that no one is paying attention to.

In other news. . . .


News Headline:
“Here are the ways nature could wipe out humanity.”
Sometimes a headline writer just runs out of patience.

Fox & friends


News Headline: “Sean Hannity: Is the Fox News star overpaid or underpaid?”
Depends on the going rate for a soul these days.
And has it really been 4,458 days since Hannity promised he would undergo waterboarding to prove it isn’t torture?
Not that anyone is counting.