Author Archives: Zay Smith

Russian assets in the news


News Headline:
“6 unanswered questions after Michael Flynn’s resignation.”
1. What did the president know, and when did he know it?
2. What did the president know, and when did he know it?
3. What did the president know, and when did he know it?
4. What did the president know, and when did he know it?
5. What did the president know, and when did he know it?
6. What did the president know, and when did he know it?
Which seems to cover it.

Breaking news. . . .


News Headline: “Trump singles; A dating site just for Trump supporters.”
Happy Valentine’s Day!

The shining locker-room upon a hill


News Headline: “Trump’s ethics rules let a lobbyist help run an agency he once lobbied.”
Or do you have something against efficiency in government?

The Love Boat promises something for everyone


News Headline: “Woman shoots boyfriend over cold taco.”
Happy Valentine’s Day!

Investigators at the -gate


News Headline: “Dem: Trump should relsease transcripts of adviser Flynn’s Russia calls.”
News Headline: “Questions surround Team Trump’s pre-election talks with Russia.”
What did the president know, and when did he know it?

. . . born every minute


News Headline: “Poll finds Trump supporters believe Bowling Green massacre happened.”
News Headline: “Man hammers 38 nails with his head.”
The two stories seemed to go together, for some reason.

From Poor QT’s Almanack

Beware the ides of National Boost Your Self-Esteem Month.

QT loud guy at the end of the bar update


News Item:
“Donald Trump was not wearing a translation earpiece as he nodded along and appeared to listen intently to remarks from Shinzo Abe, the Japanese prime minister, at the White House on Friday. . . .”
It’s all right.
Trump speaks Japanese better than anyone else.

‘. . . and a safe-landing convenience fee of. . . .’


News Headline: “Trump shows interest in privatizing air traffic control.”
Your flight path is very important to us.
All radar representatives are currently busy.

In other news. . . .


News Headline: “Trump deals blow to pro-abortion NGOs.”
News Headline: “Appeals court deals blow to Trump.”
News Headline: “Jeff Sessions will double down on drug war.”
And he had better start with the drug epidemic in Washington D.C.