Author Archives: Zay Smith

QT Early Warning System


The Sub-Bureau for Rapid Service and Predictions of Earth Orientation of the International Earth Rotation Service has announced there will be a leap second added to civil time at midnight December 31.
Plan accordingly.

And away we go!


News Headline: “Arms race launched on Twitter?”
News Headline: “Our last chance to save Earth from climate change?”
News Headline: “Will overpopulation be the end of us?”
News Headline: “NASA reserarcher says Earth is overdue for ‘extinction-level’
cosmic event.”
Note to researcher:
Don’t trouble yourself.
The human race is capable of managing its own extinction, thank you.

A republic, if you can keep it


News Headline: “Studies show fewer Americans want to lose weight.”
News Headline: “Americans have a growing alcohol problem.”
News Headline: “More than half of Trump voters think he won the popular vote.”
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, nation.

Breaking news. . . .


News Headline: “Experts predict human-robot marriage will be legal by 2050.”
OK.
But only as long as the marriage is between a human man and a woman robot, or a human woman and a man robot, as the Bible has always taught.

Privatizing whatever isn’t nailed down in the news


News Headline: “Obama designates two new national monuments, outrages Republicans.”
Outraged, is right..
At this rate, there won’t be anything left to steal.

QT Latest Carjacker Who Didn’t Know How to Work a Stick Shift Worldwide Pinpoint Locator


9:30 p.m. Tuesday, December 27, at in the parking lot of the Bellevue Plaza shopping center in Belleveue, Tenn.

Move along, nothing to see here


News Headline: “Bernie Sanders: Corporate media a threat to democracy.”
No matter.
The warning wasn’t widely reported.

Is Donald Trump aware he has the right
to remain silent?


News Headline: “Trump to shut charity foundation amid probe.”
As we consider all the many versions of flushing drugs down the toilet while the cops bang on the door.

This just in. . . .

bucket-head


News Headline:
“Florida man wearing bucket on head breaks into store to steal pigeons.”
Everywhere you look, people are auditioning for Donald Trump’s Cabinet.

The predator-elect in the news

plexiglas

News Headline: “Donald Trump is picking his Cabinet: Here is a short list.”
Women on the list?
About one in seven.
The wall can wait.
First a few million square miles of good tough acrylic for the glass ceiling. . . .