Author Archives: Zay Smith

QT Rules of Etiquette for Guys and Dolls


Is it time for QT’s annual reminder that a man should never kiss a woman’s hand, but only the air just above her hand?
Evidently.

QT Latest Carjacker Who Didn’t Know How to Work a Stick Shift Worldwide Pinpoint Locator


1:15 a.m. Wednesday, July 26, at 1050 Southern Drive, in Columbia, S.C.

The shining locker-room upon a hill

News Headline: “Scaramucci unleashes profanity-filled rant against fellow Trump aides Priebus, Bannon.”
Among the comments of Anthony Scaramucci:
“. . .  f –––ing paranoid schizophrenic. . . they’re going to have to go f –––  themselves. . .   f –––ing  kill all the leakers. . . f –––ing Department of Justice. . . . ”
So there we have it.
President Trump’s Watergate needed one more development to make it complete.
Expletives deleted.

. . . born every minute


News Headline: “Poll: Half of Trump voters say he won the popular vote.”
News Headline: “Only 45 percent of Trump voters believe Donald Jr. met with Russians, even though he admitted it.”
News Headline: “Trump and Republicans treat their voters like morons.”
And can we blame Trump and the Republicans?

In other news. . . .


News Headline: “One-armed, machete-wielding clown arrested.”
A reminder that these things happen in threes.

QT trickle-on economics update


News Headline: “As cost of U.S. health care skyrockets, so does pay of health-care CEOs.”
The system works.

A republic, if you can keep it


Forty-five percent of Republicans now believe that the government should “shut down” news outlets that it finds “inaccurate” or “biased.”

Narcissistic personality disorder in the news


News Headline: “Donald Trump: ‘I can be more presidential than any president’ except Lincoln.”
And don’t get Trump started on George Washington.
He hears Washington was a real loser.

QT Planetary Defense Coordination Office


Asteroid 2017 OO1  was discovered late yesterday, four days after it passed between Earth and the moon.
But at worst, if it had hit, it would have left a crater only a mile wide and destroyed everything for only eight miles in every direction.

Day 189, America held hostage


News Headline: “Trump’s transgender plan denounced as ‘shocking and ignorant.’ ”
News Headline: “The cruelty and cynicism of Trump’s transgender ban.”
A time comes to ask:
Does Donald Trump have a single trait that isn’t a flaw?