Author Archives: Zay Smith

QT Latest Carjacker Who Didn’t Know How to Work a Stick Shift Worldwide Pinpoint Locator


9:30 p.m. Tuesday, December 27, at in the parking lot of the Bellevue Plaza shopping center in Belleveue, Tenn.

Move along, nothing to see here


News Headline: “Bernie Sanders: Corporate media a threat to democracy.”
No matter.
The warning wasn’t widely reported.

Is Donald Trump aware he has the right
to remain silent?


News Headline: “Trump to shut charity foundation amid probe.”
As we consider all the many versions of flushing drugs down the toilet while the cops bang on the door.

This just in. . . .

bucket-head


News Headline:
“Florida man wearing bucket on head breaks into store to steal pigeons.”
Everywhere you look, people are auditioning for Donald Trump’s Cabinet.

The predator-elect in the news

plexiglas

News Headline: “Donald Trump is picking his Cabinet: Here is a short list.”
Women on the list?
About one in seven.
The wall can wait.
First a few million square miles of good tough acrylic for the glass ceiling. . . .

A republic, if you can keep it

protected-wetland
News Headline:  “Trump campaigned against lobbyists, but now they’re on his transition team.”
News Headline: ” ‘Drain the swamp’? Trump’s potential Cabinet fills out with Washington insiders.”
Lest we forget that the swamp is a federally protected wetland.

QT trickle-on economics update

Corporate Sponsors

News Headline: “The DNC is one big corporate bribe.”
A reminder that it is the Republicans who are in bed with Wall Street.
And Democrats curl up at the foot of the bed.

The case for zero tolerance of modern school administrators

Happy Graduation!

Eisenhower High School in Shelby Township, Mich., has named 60 valedictorians.
And six salutatorians.
But we can stop now.
The commencements have commenced.
Happy graduation, valedictorians!
And to the scattering of high school seniors who aren’t!

Entranced interrogation in the news

Trump-Hannity
News Item: “Sean Hannity and 2016 GOP front-runner Donald Trump will be in
Milwaukee. . . .”
Speaking of which: Has it been 2,544 days since Sean Hannity promised he would undergo waterboarding to show it isn’t torture?
Not that anyone is counting.

Or maybe a wall of some kind

ISIS Propaganda
News Headline: “GOP campaign rhetoric on Muslims harms U.S. security efforts: Homeland Security chief.”
News Headline: “Trump and Cruz are playing right into ISIS’ hands, CIA analyst warns.”
We may want to close our borders to Republicans until further notice.
Just be safe.