Author Archives: Zay Smith

Mass murders in the news


News Headline:
“Russian asbestos giant praises Trump administration actions to keep deadly carcinogen legal.”
News Headllne: “Russian company brands asbestos with Trump’s face.”
A reminder:
Asbestos materials don’t kill people.
Donald Trump kills people.

QT man-bites dog worldwide pinpoint locator


As of the 36th dog day of summer, there have been no further reports of a man biting a dog.
But a woman bit a police officer in College Station, Texas.
There are four dog days to go.

Widespread looting in the news


News Headline: “Trump cabinet member Wilbur Ross accused of stealing $120 million, according to associates.”
The man is clearly unfit for the Trump administration.
A Trump cabinet member should be stealing more than $120 million.

Breaking news. . . .


News Headline: “Steven Seagal made special U.S.-Russia envoy.”
News Headline: “Steven Seagal, diplomat?”
Give him a chance.
But we know this much:
He’s no Dennis Rodman.

A republic, if you can keep it


Four out of 10 people you see on the street can’t name a single right guaranteed by the First Amendment.

QT Latest Carjacker Who Didn’t Know How to Work a
Stick Shift Worldwide Pinpoint Locator


7:20 p.m. Wednesday, August 1, at 2201 21st St. in Nashville, Tenn.

QT loud guy at the end of the bar update


News Headline: “Trump is lying more, and he’s doing it on purpose.”
Wait. Does this mean he’s thinking strategically?
Credit where credit is due:
He may not be as dumb as he looks.
Well. Not quite.

Day 559, America held hostage


News Headline
:
“Prosecutors press financial fraud case against Trump ex-aide Paul Manafort.”
Who deserves every guarantee of due process–and to be presumed innocent until proved guilty in a proper public trial.
News Headline: “Do we remember that Manafort picked Pence?”
Lock him up.

From the QT Archive of Knowledge

+ Three percent of Oktoberfests are in August.
+ A Canadian invented the baseball glove.

The Party of Lincoln 2.0 in the news


News Headline
 “GOP lawmaker blasts immigrants for making U.S. less white.”
News Headline: “GOP lawmaker questions why we force kids to attend school.”
News Headline: “GOP lawmakers want to make gun silencers cheaper, easier to buy.”
News Headline: “Illinois Nazi wins GOP primary.”
News Headline: “Nevada pimp wins GOP primary.”
And good to see the GOP has new talent coming up.