Author Archives: Zay Smith

QT Man-Bites-Dog Worldwide Pinpoint Locator


There have been no new reports of a man biting a dog.
But a woman was arrested while barking at a police dog in Lafayette, Ind.

The latest news leaks. . . .


News Headline: “Titans’ Dean Pees on Super Bowl.”
Headline writers are reminded to be cautious when dealing with Coach Pees.

QT loud guy at the end of the bar update


News Headline: “Trump’s border-wall math doesn’t add up.”
News Headline: “Trump’s claims about the U.S. economy just don’t add up.”
News Headline: “Study: Bees can do math problems that would stump the average toddler.”
And the current president, it seems.

From the QT Archive of Knowledge


+ The letter Z appears 77 times in the Polish national anthem.
+
Sorry.
Ran out of knowledge.

Dreams of fields


Jeff Corder, a Chicago reader, alerts us to the story:
News Headline: “The Earth’s magnetic poles are overdue for a switch.”
If true, this is excellent news.
Means everything is about to turn upside-down.
And given the state of the world today, that would make things rightside-up.
Finally.
It’s simple physics.

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QT digest of President Trump’s State of the Union address
(for your convenience)


“Thank you very much. . . . I. . . .  the. . . . if. . . . Thank you very much.”
Or maybe it needs more editing.

Frontiers of science


News Headline: 
“New study shows a link between tequila and weight loss.”
Keep up the good work, researchers!

Madam Speakuh. . . .


News Item: “. . . when Trump enters the House chamber for the prime-time Tuesday address to lawmakers and the nation. . . .”
Pssst.
Here is a way to make the sight almost tolerable:
Think of a perp walk. . . .

From Poor QT’s Almanack


On this day in history 21 years ago, Bill Gates, while traveling in Brussels, was hit in the face with a cream pie, six years to the day before Facebook was founded, in what may have been a coincidence.

QT Latest Carjacker Who Didn’t Know How to Work a Stick Shift Worldwide Pinpoint Locator


Shortly after 6:10 p.m. Monday, January 28. at 8740 Moffett Road in Semmes, Ala.