Author Archives: Zay Smith

Privatizing whatever isn’t nailed down in the news

News Headline: “Obama designates two new national monuments, outrages Republicans.”
Outraged, is right..
At this rate, there won’t be anything left to steal.

QT Latest Carjacker Who Didn’t Know How to Work a Stick Shift Worldwide Pinpoint Locator

9:30 p.m. Tuesday, December 27, at in the parking lot of the Bellevue Plaza shopping center in Belleveue, Tenn.

Move along, nothing to see here

News Headline: “Bernie Sanders: Corporate media a threat to democracy.”
No matter.
The warning wasn’t widely reported.

Is Donald Trump aware he has the right
to remain silent?

News Headline: “Trump to shut charity foundation amid probe.”
As we consider all the many versions of flushing drugs down the toilet while the cops bang on the door.

This just in. . . .


News Headline:
“Florida man wearing bucket on head breaks into store to steal pigeons.”
Everywhere you look, people are auditioning for Donald Trump’s Cabinet.

The predator-elect in the news


News Headline: “Donald Trump is picking his Cabinet: Here is a short list.”
Women on the list?
About one in seven.
The wall can wait.
First a few million square miles of good tough acrylic for the glass ceiling. . . .

A republic, if you can keep it

News Headline:  “Trump campaigned against lobbyists, but now they’re on his transition team.”
News Headline: ” ‘Drain the swamp’? Trump’s potential Cabinet fills out with Washington insiders.”
Lest we forget that the swamp is a federally protected wetland.

QT trickle-on economics update

Corporate Sponsors

News Headline: “The DNC is one big corporate bribe.”
A reminder that it is the Republicans who are in bed with Wall Street.
And Democrats curl up at the foot of the bed.

Entranced interrogation in the news

News Item: “Sean Hannity and 2016 GOP front-runner Donald Trump will be in
Milwaukee. . . .”
Speaking of which: Has it been 2,544 days since Sean Hannity promised he would undergo waterboarding to show it isn’t torture?
Not that anyone is counting.

Or maybe a wall of some kind

ISIS Propaganda
News Headline: “GOP campaign rhetoric on Muslims harms U.S. security efforts: Homeland Security chief.”
News Headline: “Trump and Cruz are playing right into ISIS’ hands, CIA analyst warns.”
We may want to close our borders to Republicans until further notice.
Just be safe.