Author Archives: Zay Smith

Rabbit, run

News Headline: “Grill’d launches rabbit Bunny Burger to celebrate Easter.”
News Headline: “6 Easter scams you want to avoid..”
Hippity, hoppity, Easter’s on its way.

Narcissistic sociopathy in the news

News Headline: “Donald Trump just keeps saying things that aren’t true.
“It’s my nature,” said the scorpion to the frog.

From Poor QT’s Almanack

Beware the ides of National Car Care Month.

Investigators at the -gate

News Headline:   “ ‘It’s not too late’ to get rid of FBI Director James Comey, Trump says.”
. . .  as the feds slowly close in.

Frontiers of science

News Headline: “Drinking wine a form of exercise, study says.”
Keep up the good work, researchers!

GovernMania MMXVII

News Headline: “Goldman Sachs concludes Obamacare added 500k jobs.”

The shining locker-room upon a hill

News Headline: “If O’Reilly goes, who should replace him?”
News Headline: “Robert Bentley: Alabama governor resigns over sex scandal.”
Asked and answered.

Rabbit, run

News Headline: “Robbers can’t wait for Easter holidays.”
News Headline: “Shovel-wielding woman breaks up Easter egg hunt.”
Hippity, hoppity, Easter’s on its way.

In other news. . . .

News Headline: “Trump’s EPA lifts ban on pesticide linked to nervous-system damage in children.”
News Headline: “Trump lifts ban on hunting hibernating bears.”
The newly great America is starting to take shape.
We poison children.
We shoot sleeping animals.

Wagging the comb-over

News Headline: “People think Trump’s airstrikes in Syria are a distraction tactic.”
Heavens to Betsy, what a dreadful thing to think.
News Headline: “Three questions Trump must answer after his Syria strike.”
1. What is he hiding in his tax returns?
2. What is he hiding in his tax returns?
3. What is he hiding in his tax returns?
Lest we be distracted.