Author Archives: Zay Smith

Repeal and replace. . . .


News Headline:
“Shocking video shows woman wearing just a gown tossed out of hospital into freezing cold.”
These health-care liberals are never satisfied.
She was allowed to keep her gown, wasn’t she?

QT loud guy at the end of the bar update


News Headline: “Trump again says he’s the ‘least racist’ person there is.”
Let’s be fair.
Donald Trump is the least of so many things.
He is bound to get one wrong from time to time.

QT Super Bowl LII updVII


There have been XXXVII arrests of NFL players reported since Super Bowl LI.
XX days remain until Super Bowl LII.

Dream on. . . .


News Headline:
“Reporter to Trump: ‘Mr. President, are you a racist?’ ”
Remember this about Martin Luther King Jr. on his day:
He never said the dream would be easy.

QT trickle-on economics update


News Headline: “Wal-Mart hikes minimum wage to $11 as tax cuts trickle down to workers.”
So there is something to Republican economics, after all.
News Headline: “Wal-Mart to lay off thousands.”
Detail, details.

Wash, rinse, spin. . . .


News Headline:
“Haitian government claims ousted dictator ‘Baby Doc’ Duvalier laundered stolen money through Trump Tower.”
Trump Tower?
What?
That s–thole?

From Poor QT’s Almanack

Beware the ides of National Polka Music Month.

Limitations of statues. . . .


News Headline: “Trump attacks protections for immigrants from ‘s–thole’ countries.”
When you’re a president, they let you do it.
You can do anything.
Grab the Statue of Liberty by the–

QT college football on-again, off-again, off-season update


News Headline:
“Alabama’s Bo Scarbrough screams ‘F— Trump’ before championship game.”
The player now denies it.
But we may finally have an alternative to all the kneeling before football games.
Think about it.
We could have players scream the words as each game time approaches.
And who needs a game?
We can start screaming it in the streets.

Upstairs, downstairs


News Headline: “Trump’s tax ‘gift’ to middle class.”
When you see the words “middle class” in a news report about the Republicans, substitute “servant class.”
It gives a better sense of the story.