News Headline: “It is now illegal in Ohio for humans to have sex with animals.”
News Headline: “Bill would criminalize sex with animals in Nevada.”
News Headline: “Texas bill would make it illegal to have sex with an animal.”
Just trying to make America great again.
News Headline: “ ‘The dead, wherever you looked’–inside Syria town after gas attack.”
News Headline: “ISIS kills dozens execution-style in Syria.”
News Headline: “Pentagon ‘presenting options’ for action in Syria.”
For those keeping track of the dawning of the Age of Aquarius.
News Headline: “George Clooney on directing: I look for films ‘in my wheelhouse.’ ”
When did “up my alley” become “in my wheelhouse,” and when can we have “up my alley” back?
News Headline: “Top Democrat: Multiple Trump associates ‘will probably go to jail.’ ”
No. We should wait for due process.
But maybe a few perp walks to tide us over. . . .
Asteroid 2017 GM was discovered today as it passed within 10,000 miles of Earth.
But who doesn’t like a good surprise?
News Headline: “Trump adviser met with Russian spy.”
Note to editors:
It is not news when Trump advisers meet with Russian spies.
It is news when they don’t.
K.R., a Baltimore reader, wonders if it is time for QT’s biannual reminder that a cohort is a group of persons, not a person.
Same goes for “cadre.”
Same goes for “troop.”
She wonders, also, if it is time for QT’s biennial reminder that a speeding car doesn’t careen through an intersection, but careers through it.
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