News Headlinne: “An atmosphere has been detected around an Earth-like exoplanet for the first time.”
Gliese 1132b is 39 light years away.
It will be a long time before humanity might reach it.
But fair warning to the planet.
News Headline: “It is now illegal in Ohio for humans to have sex with animals.”
News Headline: “Bill would criminalize sex with animals in Nevada.”
News Headline: “Texas bill would make it illegal to have sex with an animal.”
Just trying to make America great again.
News Headline: “ ‘The dead, wherever you looked’–inside Syria town after gas attack.”
News Headline: “ISIS kills dozens execution-style in Syria.”
News Headline: “Pentagon ‘presenting options’ for action in Syria.”
For those keeping track of the dawning of the Age of Aquarius.
News Headline: “George Clooney on directing: I look for films ‘in my wheelhouse.’ ”
When did “up my alley” become “in my wheelhouse,” and when can we have “up my alley” back?
News Headline: “Top Democrat: Multiple Trump associates ‘will probably go to jail.’ ”
No. We should wait for due process.
But maybe a few perp walks to tide us over. . . .
Asteroid 2017 GM was discovered today as it passed within 10,000 miles of Earth.
But who doesn’t like a good surprise?
News Headline: “Trump adviser met with Russian spy.”
Note to editors:
It is not news when Trump advisers meet with Russian spies.
It is news when they don’t.