News Headline: “Reflections on Sandy Hook, five years later.”
Happy Anniversary from the National Rifle Association.
A word to those who are out of work–or know others who are–while the merriment happens all around:
The outplacement firm Challenger, Gray & Christmas will offer free job-search and career advice to anyone who calls from anywhere on December 27 and 28.
The number is (312) 422-5010.
The hours are 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. CST.
And always remember:
There are Twelve Days of Christmas.
And a New Year after that.
News Headline: “Your Christmas lights could kill you.”
Ho, Ho, Ho!
And already here:
Beware the ides of National Stress-Free Family Holidays Month.
Bill Britt, an Alabama political reporter, when it looked as if Judge Roy Mooore would win the senatorial race there:
“We’re not the rubes and idiots we’re portrayed to be.”
News Headline: “Child signals ‘help’ in sign language during photo with Santa.”
Ho, Ho, Ho!.
+ Grover Cleveland once worked as a hangman.
+ Peas are a fruit.
News Headline: “How about a cannabis Christmas wreath this year?”
Ho, Ho, Ho!
News Headline: “Carl Bernstein: Fox News hosts are ‘abetting a cover-up.’ ”
Fox News sees right through it.
And now you can, too.