News Headline: “Hannity rips ‘twisted’ media after Trump’s Fake News Awards.”
News Headline: “Sean Hannity is now a favorite weapon of Russian trolls attacking America.”
Has it been 3,201 days since Sean Hannity promised he would undergo waterboarding to prove it isn’t torture?
Not that anyone is counting.
News Headline: “Woman charged after being found naked in a stranger’s bathtub.”
As reasonable a response as any to the news of the day.
News Headline: “Virginia Senate passes bill to allow guns in churches.”
As we add to the Virginia chapter of QT’s Travel Guide to Places in the U.S. You’ll Want to Stay Out of for Any Number of Reasons.
A new study has found that the three richest Americans have the same total wealth as the bottom half of the U.S. population.
News Headline: “North Korea to send delegation to prepare for Olympics on Sunday.”
Dave Carr, an Owen Sound, Ontario, reader, writes:
“The Olympics are on Sunday? I’m not ready.”
And can it be time for QT’s biennial reminder that it isn’t “a penny for your thoughts,” but “a penny for your thought”?
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News Headline: “Trump gets A+ on ‘Evangelical Report Card’ for first year.”
Evangelicals especially like the way he grabs women by the p—-.
News Headline: “Stormy Daniels once claimed she spanked Donald Trump with a
Yet another story about Trump that can’t be unvisualized.
News Headline: “Jeff Session’s war on pot goes to court, attorney general will fight 12-year-old with epilepsy.”
And isn’t it about time someone cracked down on 12-year-olds with epilepsy?
News Headline: “New Manhattan homeless shelter planned near ‘Billionaires’ Row.’ ”
The shelter’s building stands back-to-back with New York City’s most expensive apartment building.
Sometimes life is fair.
+ Four out of 10 murders are perfect crimes.
+ Swan tastes like goose.