News Headline: “Trump Jr. suggests conspiracy of people who don’t want to let ‘America be America.’ ”
No new reports, meanwhile, on his father’s efforts to let America be Russia.
News Item: “. . .said he saw a flying object about the size of his plane that looked like a Tic-Tac after a break in a routine training mission. . . .”
K.R., a Baltimore reader, has always wondered what a Tic-Tac looks like after a break in its routine training missions.
News Item: “. . . said investigators want to know whether the engineer lost ‘situational awareness’ because of. . . .”
And Doug Dahlgren, a Chicago reader, wants to know when did alertness become situational awareness, and when can we have alertness back?
And. . . .
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News Headline: “Video shows Donald Trump with mob figure he denied knowing.”
News Headline: “Just what were Trump’s ties to the mob?”
Do you think maybe he colluded?
News Headline: “GOP tax bill: The Great American Heist.”
News Headline: “Mike Pence from White House steps on tax bill: ‘Merry Christmas, America.’ ”
Please feel free to join in:
And Happy New Year to you. . . in jail!
News Headline: “Austrian man is ordered to remove Santa beard under burqa ban.”
Ho, Ho, Ho!
News Headline: “Donald Trump tax triumph delayed by blunders in Congress.”
Nobody knew looting the Treasury could be so complicated.
News Headline: “Terror threat at sex robot expo.”
Or think of it this way:
Name a news headline that better sums up the times we live in.
News Headline: “Man sees Nativity scene inside his Kielbasa Wellington.”
Ho, Ho, Ho!!
Today’s Birthdays: Fritz Reiner, 129; “The Music Man,” 60.
University College London has apologized for a tweet about hoping for snow.
The tweet included the prhase “dreaming of a white campus.”
The apology came after outraged students said the reference to snow, which is white, was an insult to those aware of the “history of the oppression of the PoC [People of Color].”