News Headline: “President Trump walks in front of Queen Elizabeth.”
Because of course he did.
But at least he didn’t grab–
And does this mean it’s time for QT’s annual reminder that a man should never kiss a woman’s hand, but only the air just above her hand?
11:55 p.m. Tuesday, June 5, on the 3900 block of Creekmont Drive in Houston.
Sixteen days remain until the 988th anniversary reenactment of the Battle of Stiklestad in Norway.
If you can’t make it to the reenactment, you can at least sing the battle song:
It is our soil on which you step,
You better stay away from us,
Or else you will regret. . . .
Or is that Donald Trump’s latest immigration tweet?
News Headline: “Peter Strzok: I didn’t really mean Trump supporters were ‘ignorant hillbillies.’ ”
Of course not.
There are the ignorant city-dwellers, too. And the ignorant suburbanites. . . .
Talk about diversity.
Shortly after 10 p.m. Monday, July 9, along Parklands Avenue in Bell Block,
This is the 11th dog day of summer.
There are 29 dog days to go.
News Headline: “What will Trump deny next?”
News Headline: “12 Russian intelligence officers indicted for hacking in 2016 U.S. presidential election.”
Asked and answered.
News Headline: “Congressional hearing of FBI agent Strzok becomes political circus.”
News Headline: “Trump walks a tightrope with comments on NATO.”
News Headline: “Trump national security merry-go-round.”
We must be having more fun than we thought.
News Headline:“Trump suggests Putin didn’t meddle in elections ahead of summit with Putin.”
News Headline: “Putin is a ‘competitor,’ not an ‘enemy’–Trump.”
Kids, go get grandpa and ask him what it was like when our Japanese competitors meddled at Pearl Harbor.
News Headline: “Donald Trump wants to repaint Air Force One to look
‘more American.’ ”
The current colors and design were chosen by John F. Kennedy.
But Trump prefers war heroes who weren’t assassinated.
News Headline: “National GOP withdraws support for South Jersey congressional candidate over ‘bigotry.’ ”
This racist candidate had no place in today’s GOP.
Wasn’t subtle enough.