Overdue process

News Headline: “MSNBC trounces Fox News in ratings  on Manafort-Cohen day, knocking Hannity to third.”
Has it been 3,412 days since Hannity promised he would undergo waterboarding to prove it isn’t torture?
Might help the ratings.

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From the QT police blotter

+ Jim West, a Peoria, Ill., reader, regarding a news story about the theft of a truck trailer full of packaged noodles and QT’s noting that the case may require a spaetzle prosecutor, writes:
“They’ll have this solved in a few days orzo.”
+ John Pellegrini, a Grand Rapids, Mich., reader, writes:“The big problem is that the street value is only a few pennes.”
+ Rich Rzadski, a Chicago reader, writes:
“Will the spaetzle prosecutor have room on his legal colander?”
+ Paul DeMarte, an Evanston, Ill., reader, writes:
“This case is going to require a soba judge.”
+ Larry Rand, a Chicago reader, writes:
“It might be plea-bargained down to a misodemeanor.”
+ Mike Gallery, a Bull Valley, Ill., reader, writes:
“This is all way pasta point of good taste.”
Stop it.
Stop it now.

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