News Headline: “Impeachment trial complicates efforts to rein in Donald Trump on Iran.”
. . . as he remains ready in the Middle East with “brand new” and “beautiful” U.S. “military equipment.”
And is there anything more beautiful than a deadly weapon?
News Headline: “No, we still can’t use quantum entanglement to communicate
faster than light.”
So stop asking.
News Headline: “Anatomy of a Trump rally: 67 percent of claims are false or lacking evidence.”
Which means one out three statements he makes may actually be true.
But no one’s perfect.
News Headline: “McDonald’s annoys diners by blasting bagpipe music to ‘keep homeless away.’ ”
What to do, what to do, with the unsightly poor?
Especially when the migrant children are using all our cages.
News Headline: “Wrap your head around these Minnesotat snow stats.”
K.R., a Baltimore reader, wants to know when understanding something became wrapping a head around it, and when can we have understanding back?
And K.D., a Los Angeles reader, wonders if it is time for QT’s annual reminder that the owner of a restaurant is a restaurateur, not a restauranteur?”
Have to be patient.
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The first asteroid of the year to be discovered passing between Earth and the moon: Asteroid 2020 AP1.
It passed January 2.
It was discovered three days later.
Happy New Year!
News Headlne: “Trump claims tweets count as official Congress notification about Iran.”
Does this mean Instagram could handle his impeachment?
+ All Christmas decorations should be taken down after the Twelve Days of Christmas.
+ Twelfth Day is January 5.
+ And the decorations should not go up again until the day after next Thanksgiving.
+ Which is 328 days from now.
+ Ho, Ho, Ho!
News Headline:“Trump-Ukraine controversy raises new fears over Russian aggression.”
How many times does the White House have to say it?
And no konspiratsiya!
News Headline: “Report indicates that Donald Trump’s loans from Deutsche Bank were backed by Russia.”
. . . and as good a time as any to shop new wars in the Middle East.