From the QT Archive of Knowledge:
+ The Vince Lombardi Trophy weighs 6.7 pounds.
+ Vince Lombardi was a proponent of gun control.
News Headline: “VFW: Donald Trump should apologize for downplaying troop injuries.”
Has it been a week of no apologies for dismissing traumatic brain injuries as “headaches”?
Then again, let’s be fair.
It’s not as if Trump doesn’t know about headaches.
It was dangerously noisy in New York City’s discos during Vietnam.
News Headline: “Trump acquittal near with Senate likely to deny witnesses.”
So the Republicans bolted the door long enough to make it out the window and down the fire escape.
Now the foot chase starts down the alley.
That is where we are, constitutionally speaking.
News Headline: “Workers done cleaning trash-filled aftermath of Trump rally.”
News Headline: “Trump takes on 50 years of environmental regulations, one by one.”
. . . as we wonder how long will it take to clean Donald Trump’s entire aftermath.
The minimum wage would be $33 today if it had kept pace with Wall Street bonuses since 1985.
News Headline: “Trump’s ‘very powerful’ border wall partially collapses.”
Donald Trump doesn’t know the wall.
He never heard of the wall.
He never saw the wall.
And if he did see the wall, he sees thousands and thousands of walls. . . .
There have been no new reports of a man biting a dog.
But a woman bit a dog in Redding, Calif.
Jones College in Ellisville, Miss., requires that any attempts by students to exercise free speech be submitted and approved at least three days in advance.
“. . . crazy. . . vile. . . hoaxes. . . scams. . . fakers. . . fake. . . fake. . . deadly. . . alien criminal. . . violent. . . missiles. . . wall. . . stupid. . . bad. . . bad people. . . a lot of bad people. . . .”
Nothing to worry about.
Everything is under control.
News Headline: “Massive aerial walkway the weight of 14 blue whales moved down airport runway.”
Or think of 4,949 male polar bears.
For those not imagining 5,697,674 cans of soda.