News Headline: “Walmart pulls Christmas sweater featuring Santa with cocaine.”
Ho, Ho, Ho!

News Headline: “Trump says people ‘flush the toilet 10 times’ and seeks solution.”
News Headline: “Calls grow for Trump to have a pysch eval after toilet outburst.”
No outburst here.
Perfectly sensible observation.
Or haven’t you ever tried to flush your tax returns down a toilet?

News Headline: “Can we identify invasive species before they invade?”
News Headline: “Trump’s efforts ‘present danger’ to elections.” 
Asked and answered.

Shortly after 3 a.m. Thursday, November 28, at the York University parking lot, Keele Street and Steeles Avenue, in Toronto.

News Headline: “As a school shooting unfolded, a teen opened her mosque doors to shelter fleeing students.”
What will these Muslims try next?

Today’s Birthdays: Henry VI, 598; Star Trek VI, 28.

News Headline: “How to make a cannabis wreath.”
News Headline: “33 easy Christmas cocktails.”
Ho, Ho, Ho!

News Headline: “How skin care became a balm for millennials’ existential dread.”
Add existential dread to the list of things that aren’t what they used to be.
News Headline: “Trump ‘almost an outcast’ among U.S. allies.”
But understatement is alive and well.

News Headline: “Trump returns to U.S. after NATO summit.”
News Headline: “Documents show Trump kept 2 sets of books for his biggest property in Manhattan.”
Always good to have him back. . . in the jurisdiction.

News Headline: “FBI: Beware of holiday scams.”
News Headline: “15 Christmas trees stolen from Girl Scout troop.”
Ho, Ho, Ho!