The long and the shorts of it

News Headline: “Chinese woman arrested at Mar-a-Lago stalls jury selection over lack of underwear.”
F.T., a Los Angeles reader, in response to QT’s noting that the session was delayed pending a submission of briefs, writes:
“Was this a case of breeches of promise?”
Stop it.
Stop it now.
Or you will be investigated for undieworld ties.

WRITE TO QT:  qt@zaysmith.com

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