From the QT police blotter

+ Jim Tolson, a Palm Springs., Calif., reader, regarding QT’s report that in response to a theft of hair from a Tennessee beauty salon, police were combing the area, writes:
“Are we to understand the proprietor was dis-tressed?”
+ S.B., a New York City reader, writes:
“At least no one dyed.”
Stop it.
Stop it now.


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