From the QT police blotter

+ Gene Christianson, an Overland Park, Kan., reader, regarding QT’s report that in response to a theft of hair from a Tennessee beauty salon, police were combing the area, writes:
“If they catch the thieves, it will be fine and dander with me.”
+ N.T., a Chicago reader, writes:
“Did the thieves steal any headgear along with the hair? If so, that would make it a hat crime.”
Stop it.
Stop it now.

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