From the QT police blotter

+ Mike Wolstein, a Chicago reader,  regarding QT’s report that in response to a theft of hair from a Tennessee beauty salon, police were combing the area, writes:
“We can expect detectives to get to the root of it.”
+ Alan Putz, a Chicago reader, writes:
“Police are looking at every strand of evidence.”
+ Stephen J. Smith, a Minneapolis reader, writes:
“At least this doesn’t involve follicular homicide.”
Stop it.
Stop it now.


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