News Headline: “Trump claims he’s ‘least racist’ person’ while calling Don Lemon the ‘dumbest man’ on TV.”
Has it been 1,498 days since a Donald Trump tweet misspelled “dumber” as “dummer”?
So he has the capacity to learn, after all.
+ The observable universe includes a hundred billion trillion planets.
+ Two percent of British women have tea bags in their purses.
News Headline: “Are there earthquakes in Minnesota?”
News Headline: “Does anyone deserve to be a billionaire?”
News Headline: “Is the GOP a hate group?”
News Headline: “Is America actually heading toward fascism?”
News Headline: “Will Trump ever face consequences?”
Yes, no, getting there, getting there, getting there.
See how easy?
News Headline: “ ‘Australia’s Got Talent’ judges shocked yet impressed as man uses his ‘willy’ to paint a portrait.”
It was three years ago that QT commissioned a portrait by the Australian artist Tim Patch–more famously known as Pricasso, who paints with his penis.
The portrait was of Donald Trump.
The medium was the message.
QT commissioned a second Trump portrait a year later.
Think of it as a continuing public service.
And we thank the artist Pricasso again.
News Headline: “Michele Bachmann: Trump deserves prayer and support because he’s ‘the most biblical president’ ever.”
Ecclesiastes 10:16: “Woe to thee, O land, when thy king is a child.”
Bachmann may have a point.
News Headline: “ ‘A new nadir’: EU papers on Boris Johnson’s ascendancy.”
K.R., a Baltimore reader, reminds us that a nadir is not something that is ascended toward.
And is it time QT’s occasional reminder that when something is said a second time, it is iterated–and has to be said at least a third time to be reiterated?
News Headline: “Video shows Donald Trump, Jeffrey Epstein chatting at 1992
No human being would want to live there.
As of the 26th dog day of summer, there have been no new reports of a man biting a dog.
But an emotional support dog bit a flight attendant aboard American Airlines Flight 3306 from Dallas to Greensboro, N.C.
There are 13 dog days to go.
News Headline: “Ex-wrestler says Rep. Jim Jordan witnessed lewd shower acts while a coach at Ohio State.”
Jordan denies it.
Now he is happily back to witnessing lewd governance acts at the White House.
News Headline: “3 dead, 15 wounded in shooting at food festival.”
News Headline: “9 killed, 39 wounded in weekend shootings across Chicago.”
On second thought:
Neither is really news anymore.