News Headline: “Creature that eats stone and excrete sand discovered by scientists.”
. . . as the Intelligent Designer walks slowly away, whistling to himself.
News Headline: “United Airlines passengers discover their trans-Atlantic flight is crawling with ants.”
. . . and soon learned there is a standard $50 airline ant fee.
News Headline: “10 cities waiting for Trump campaign to pay his security bills.”
The experienced grifter knows to keep moving from town to town.
Six days remain until the 658th Turkish Oil-Wrestling Festival in Edirne.
Edirne is five miles west of Unrulu.
News Headline: “Trump interview on ABC was a ratings bust.”
Lest we forget that Donald Trump is not a political leader with supporters.
He is a TV star with fans.
And fans start checking other channels after a while.
News Headline: “Bosses pocket Trump tax windfall as workers see job promises vanish.”
News Headline: “This is the longest the federal minimum wage has ever gone without being raised.”
The system works.
News Headline: “Full list of asteroids that could crash into Earth.”
Enough with the scare headlines.
Not a single asteroid has come close to Earth in three weeks.
Except for Asteroids 2019 LY4 and 2019 LW4.
Which passed between Earth and the moon on June 6 and June 8, respectively.
And which were finally discovered today.
Except for those.
News Headline: “Donald Trump calls George Stephanopoulos a ‘little wise guy’ in ABC interview.”
Someone should tell the tubby loudmouth not to make fun of the appearance of others.
Wait. How did that get in there?