News Item: “. . . Church members on Sunday tackled a woman, carrying a handgun and a baby, who threatened to blow up the church during. . . .”
B.T, a New York City reader, writes:
“And why the baby wanted to blow up the church, we may never know.”
And can it be time for QT’s annual reminder that the owner of a restaurant isn’t a restauranteur, but a restaurateur?
Eighteen days remain until the 2019 Mushroom Festival Pastie Sale and Mud Bog in Mesick, Mich.
News Headline: “Criminal Trump on the loose.”
Could we please be more careful with our word choices?
Donald Trump isn’t precisely “on the loose.”
News Headline: “French ambassador on Donald Trump: ‘a big mouth’ who ‘reads basically nothing.’ ”
And he was being diplomatic.
News Headline: “Easter Bunny throws punches in Orlando brawl.”|
There are 356 days until next Easter.
Hippity, hoppity. . . .
News Headline: “Earth Day, 49 years later.”
And for the 49th time, we send Earth our thoughts and prayers.
News Headline: “Ann Arbor OKs plan to keep parasite out of city’s water.”
Isn’t that socialism?
News Headline: “Can taxing the rich pay for Medicare-for-All?”
News Headline: “Trump: Am I being audited because I’m a Christian?”
News Headline: “Could an incompleteness in quantum mechanics lead to our next scientific revolution?”
News Headline: “Is Trump mad at Fox News?”
News Headline: “The party of Islamophobia?”
Yes, no, yes and no, lover’s spat, guess which.
See how easy?