A man wore a bag over his head when he robbed an Australian service station, but removed the bag before he left the store so he could put the stolen cash in it, police said.
News Item: “. . . Church members on Sunday tackled a woman, carrying a handgun and a baby, who threatened to blow up the church during. . . .”
B.T, a New York City reader, writes:
“And why the baby wanted to blow up the church, we may never know.”
And can it be time for QT’s annual reminder that the owner of a restaurant isn’t a restauranteur, but a restaurateur?
Eighteen days remain until the 2019 Mushroom Festival Pastie Sale and Mud Bog in Mesick, Mich.
News Headline: “Criminal Trump on the loose.”
Could we please be more careful with our word choices?
Donald Trump isn’t precisely “on the loose.”
News Headline: “French ambassador on Donald Trump: ‘a big mouth’ who ‘reads basically nothing.’ ”
And he was being diplomatic.
News Headline: “Easter Bunny throws punches in Orlando brawl.”|
There are 356 days until next Easter.
Hippity, hoppity. . . .
News Headline: “Earth Day, 49 years later.”
And for the 49th time, we send Earth our thoughts and prayers.
News Headline: “Ann Arbor OKs plan to keep parasite out of city’s water.”
Isn’t that socialism?