Goodbye, Columbus


News Headline: “Columbus Day to become Indigenous Peoples Day in Maine.”
Keeping in mind that all the peoples on this continent, including the Sioux and the Inuit, are from somewhere else.
Sometimes from across an ocean.
Sometimes from across a land bridge.
Which would seem to mean we have no indigenous peoples.
But no one said the new holiday didn’t need some tweaking.

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Fox & friends


News Headline: “Sean Hannity reveals the real Donald Trump.”
Accidents will happen.
And has it been 4,561 days since Sean Hannity promised he would undergo waterboarding to prove it isn’t torture?
Not that anyone is counting.

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From the QT news ticker


News Headline: “Is Trump scared?’
News Headline: “Did Trump break the law?”
News Headline: “Can Trump’s immigration policy get worse?”
News Headline: “Have Trump supporters had enough?”
News Headline: “Will Trump see through the Korean con?”
News Headline: “Does Trump have a health-care plan or not?”
News Headline: “Why did Sean Hannity suppress the Trump Tower story?”
Yes, yes, yes, not really, not yet, not, guess.
See how easy?

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