News Headline: “Should we have a maximum wage?”
News Headline: “Worst president ever?”
News Headline: “Has the GOP retreated into a world of make-believe?”
News Headline: “Does Trump care about human rights?
News Headline: “Why not indict the Trump organization?”
News Headline: “Why is Trump spouting Russian propaganda?”
Yes, yes, yes, ha, why not, guess.
See how easy?
News Headline: “House Democrats start investigating Trump this morning.”
Q. Can a sitting president be ordered to take a perp walk?
A. No. He has to stand up first.
News Headline: “Trump responds to Mitt Romney’s criticism: ‘I won big, and he didn’t.’ ”
Mitt Romney won 47.2 percent of the popular vote in 2012.
Donald Trump won 46.1 percent of the popular vote in 2016.
Add winning big to the list of things that aren’t what they used to be.
The latest figures are in.
We discovered 72 asteroids in 2018 as they passed between Earth and the moon.
Which compares to 54 asteroids discovered the year before as they passed between Earth and the moon.
Which means we managed to dodge 18 more undiscovered asteroids in 2018 than in 2017.
So we’re getting safer and safer.
News Headline: “Russia completes wall on Ukraine-Crimea border.”
Donald Trump tries.
Vladimir Putin succeeds.
News Headline: “Trump’s 2019 message: ‘Calm down and enjoy the ride.’ ”
News Headline: “Wrong-way driver hits three vehicles, crashes into building.”
The two stories seemed to go together, for some reason.